circus show election, Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, politics, social media

Step right up folks! Get your tickets now, for the most ridiculously bizarre circus show in history!

Grab some popcorn and snag a box of Milk Duds kids. You are about to be entertained and thrilled beyond your wildest imaginations. And after it’s all over, you’ll be waiting with baited breath, wondering, scratching your step-right-upbu… heads, wondering (probably much like myself) how it’s all going to shake out.

You know, I have not been registered to vote in many years. However, the other day, I got half a notion and signed myself up online. Yep. Now I are a registered voter J.

Not that I’ll even come within 5 feet of a voting booth. Nope. Not this time. Not this election. I have joined the ranks of ‘dissatisfied voters’ around the country.

How can anyone in good conscience give their support to either one of the knuckle heads that are in the running this time around? Trump is a buffoon, Clinton is a lying bitch. Some choices eh?

So this is who/what is representing America?

I personally cannot see myself voting for any candidate that I have no positive feelings for. Can you?

For the most part, I don’t have an opinion one way or another about any candidate, nor do I get involved in any political rigmarole. But this time it’s really (in my humble opinion) gone too far.

Yes folks – we have Clowns! (Trump) We have Jugglers! (Clinton)

At best, Trump is honest. Albeit, ever changing. His colloquialisms and sarcastic demeanor do tickle ones’ innards at times. You have to admit; the guy is entertaining.

Oh, and Clinton did do a wonderful job in Libya as Obama’s Secretary of State didn’t she? After all, bombing the hell out of the country and leaving a legacy of disarray and mayhem IS something to be remembered by, right? It shows spunk. It shows moxie, yeah?

At the risk of sounding like a ‘tin foil hatter’, anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear will know what a farce this whole election system is anyway. It’s most likely been rigged for years and years. The powers that be already know who they’re going to put in as a ‘power puppet’. Sad but true. The more time that passes, the more the things I’ve heard about ‘hidden government’ and such, start to make more sense. I dunno. We’ll see I guess.

And before I forget, my humblest apologies to Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey. I know you guys have taken a particular offense to folks calling this 2016 election a circus and referring to the candidates as clowns. I’ve heard through the proverbial grapevine, that Tic Tacs and Skittles are a little pissed off too.

I’m sorry, but it really IS unavoidable. The best thing you can do, is fughetaboutit, and move on. This will all die down in a couple months or so.

Happy voting y’all!